Saturday, January 19, 2008

How to get away in school, without an ID

In order to get away with no ID you must be sneaky and quick witted. When walking into school and realizing you have forgotten your ID, do not become a dysfunctional mess, simply improvise. If possible borrow a lanyard and tuck it into your shirt. If you happen to be walking down the hallway at the same time as a teacher do not ignore them. Make eye contact and initiate communication. Say hello, and ask how they are doing. They will be so stunned a student could possible think of someone aside from themselves for a minute they will completely forget whether or not you had your ID on, much less they will care. If possible avoid the main office, it is full of people who would love nothing more but to make you miserable by saving you a seat in internal. If you absolutely have to go in there for something, make sure you use those pearly whites to your advantage. Say hello to everyone, and make sure you are proudly displaying that lanyard tucked into your shirt. Asking plenty of questions always deflects attention from the ID as well, so remember, "no question is a dumb."

1 comment:

Ms. H said...

I don't know anyone who would try to do such a thing!